{"product_id":"alas-here-we-are-raccoon-stickers","title":"Alas Here We Are Raccoon Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eA startled raccoon peeks out from behind the phrase “alas here we are,” with a quietly sardonic voice—like a companion for those late-night drives, slow mornings, or porch conversations that drift into the absurd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sweet, glossy raccoon sticker that brings a tiny burst of personality to your everyday things. This little bandit peeks up with mischievous eyes and soft, detailed fur tones—bright without being loud. It sits comfortably on laptops, journals, water bottle sleeves, or windows, adding a playful note to your space. The sticker’s smooth, scratch-resistant surface keeps the colors lively while the strong adhesive ensures it stays put on flat, indoor surfaces. It feels like a quick wink from a woodland friend whenever you catch sight of it—a small, charming accent for anyone who loves cozy, whimsical details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Permanent acrylic adhesive on durable vinyl (indoor use)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Eco-solvent printed for vivid, long-lasting colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Available in four sizes with white or transparent options\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; PNG kiss-cut format\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Stickers sold individually \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2\" × 2\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":51561220014401,"sku":"26225216315811107770","price":3.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":51561220047169,"sku":"45558849133571035871","price":4.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/6147\/6417\/files\/911995514713326192_1200.jpg?v=1775076839","url":"https:\/\/from-feral-to-domesticated.myshopify.com\/products\/alas-here-we-are-raccoon-stickers","provider":"From Feral To Domesticated","version":"1.0","type":"link"}