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Wear it when you want to smile at life’s little surprises, spark a knowing laugh among friends, or add a touch of cozy irony to a casual get-together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Crisp, detailed print options (DTF or DTG) with sleeve and label printing compatibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association \/ WRAP standards)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: 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