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The design flirts with harmless chaos; the cut keeps things comfortable and low-effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Bella Canvas 3001)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for added shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Side seams for structural support and a cleaner fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified compliance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Print methods: DTF for most label\/sleeve prints; DTG used by select providers for vibrant, smooth prints\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low 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