This tee carries a dry, sarcastic humor that lands like a knowing wink. The design — a blank list titled “A list of things I’m currently handling well:” with nothing listed beneath — reads like a quiet, confident shrug. It feels like the kind of shirt you pull on for slow mornings, for coffee with friends who get the joke, or for days when you want to announce your calm without saying a word. Lightweight and breathable, it layers under a jacket or stands alone as a low-key statement. The crew neckline and tailored retail fit keep the look tidy, while the soft Airlume cotton makes it feel lived-in from the first wear. Wear it to a casual hangout, a low-key meet-up, or any moment when you’d rather let the silence do the talking.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — soft, breathable, and easy to layer
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, classic silhouette for casual or slightly dressed-up looks
- Side seams and shoulder tape — hold the tee’s shape and prevent stretching over time
- Tear-away neck label and REACH certified materials — comfortable against skin and responsibly made
- Prints executed via DTF/DTG methods and made in humane, sustainable facilities (Bella+Canvas; sourced blank from Honduras)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
