A lightweight, everyday tee that carries a wry sense of humor and a tiny flash of mischief. A startled raccoon peeks out from behind the phrase “alas here we are,” giving the shirt a quietly sardonic voice—like a companion for those late-night drives, slow mornings, or porch conversations that drift into the absurd. The soft Airlume cotton feels effortless against skin, and the retail fit frames layers or stands on its own. Wear it when you want to smile at life’s little surprises, spark a knowing laugh among friends, or add a touch of cozy irony to a casual get-together.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a clean, versatile silhouette
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Crisp, detailed print options (DTF or DTG) with sleeve and label printing compatibility
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
